Does God Get Diarrhea? Flushing 4,000 Years Of Lies, Myths, And Fairy Tales Down The Toilet
by Odin Zeus McGaffer ISBN-10: 145050213X ISBN-13: 9781450502139 Page Count: 216 Publication Date: January 7, 2010  Sample Chapters
In a world where religion is traditionally free from ridicule, out comes a book that clearly steps over the line and smashes the protective veil that surrounds all of the lies, myths, and fairy tales. McGaffer wastes no time in hammering religion with logic, crude humor, and blatant disrespect. Does God Get Diarrhea demonstrates the extreme absurdity of Christianity by tearing apart the Bible's asinine claims, critiquing the miracles of Christ, and exposing God as a hateful, bloodthirsty, mass murderer. Not for the faint of heart, this book definitely doesn't beat around the burning bush when it comes to tolerating barbaric ideals and primitive creation theories. Does God Get Diarrhea delivers what many non-believers have been too fearful to say for thousands of years with a huge twist of robust humor. The title itself is enough to raise the eyebrows of even the most liberal minded individuals and is guaranteed to offend almost everyone. Laugh your way through this book as you discover the gruesome reality of religion, the serious damage it has caused to our society, and the grim fate of a superstitious planet. Warning: This book contains graphic content, foul language, and reason. All of which can be hazardous to your health. 
"...As an ex-fundamentalist (funnymentalist) Christian and a "rabid atheist," who enjoys nothing more than taking the piss out of Christians, I found that the author of this book hit home in style and content...If it makes the fundies angry, it's got to be good." - John S. Johnson, Ex-Christian Fundamentalist
"This book is filled with so much common sense that it is ridiculous. Not only is this book a fun and easy read but it speaks so simply as to make Christians just seem dumb. Being a former 'born again Christian' I look back and wonder how I ever believed that hocus pocus. Thank you McGaffer for putting such truths into print." - T. Sparrow, Ex-Born Again Christian
"I bought this book based on the strength of the reviews here, and am SO glad I did! The area of bible commentary has room for everything. One can only read so many thoughtful tomes before one is sick of the subject. Mr. McGaffer takes the whole subject down to a new low....and I mean that in the nicest possible way! I agree with his assertation that tolerance is over rated, and he voices exactly what most of us are thinking. The addition of tables, photos, stick-Jesus and large font exclamations really brought a lot of fun to his highly irreverant text. " - Cypress Green
"This book is freakin HILARIOUS AS CAN BE! I laughed til I literally cried. I can SO relate to the points and observations made here I could crap." - 2NCRE8R
"This book is great, it is to the point backed up with facts, and very funny. A great read and highly recommended" - G. Ramos
"This author is daring, provocative, and overall...BRIALLIANT! Some might find McGaffer's sense of humor to be a little over-the-top, but how many of us accidently fall asleep in the tub while reading Dawkins? There is just no way to not laugh at some, most, or nearly all of this author's logic. Remove the stick up your rear before picking this book up or you will miss the simplicity of the message." - Clay Emerton
"A MUST READ FOR ALL, SHOULD BE A 6TH GRADE TEXT BOOK!This book is AWESOME! I agree with the author, in that, I cannot believe people are so ignorant, that this book had to be written!" I am sure glad it was" - dawgpaula
"I think that one sentence of the book says it all: 'I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS BOOK NEEDS TO BE WRITTEN'. Apparently it does. Congratulations Zeus!!!" - Phileas "Reality Seeker"
"I bought this book for my grandfather who is an atheist with a sick sense of humor and he absolutely loved it. He's read it twice already and he can't wait to read it again!" - J. Seleski
"This book is not for the squeamish, prudish, humorless, uptight, gullible, dumb, pompous, self-righteous, sex-starved, moronic, lunatical, homophobic, fundamentalist, or any other idiotic sheep. For the rest of you, enjoy an easy read of common sense, blatant (and fun) blasphemy and stop taking yourself so seriously!" - D. Aaron Howard
"This books was extremely entertaining. It is for the established atheist, not for the squeamish agnostics or the religiously impaired. You have to totally appreciate the sarcasm and sophomoric humor against religion. The experience was similiar to a Bill Maher stand up act , really funny. It's just too fun to laugh at the ridiculousness of Christianity. after you've gotten your fill of Dawkins , Harris and Hitchens ( my personal idols), read this because you will just laugh out loud!" - S. Bianco
"This book is hilarious. I laughed until it hurt. If you've got an open mind and an IQ greater than a baked potato, you'll love this book. If you're an idiot, don't bother buying it." - REX
"Skeptical inquiry and crude, vile humor in equal measure. This charming little volume lays waste to all manner of religious claims, and does so in a hilarious manner. Unlike Christopher Hitchens and Richard Dawkins, who dissect religion with surgical tools, Odin Zeus McGaffer hacks religion to pieces with a Klingon bat'leth. Viva McGaffer!" - D. Gross |
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Jesus Is Lard: Smelly, Corrupt, and Bad For You
by Odin Zeus McGaffer ISBN-10: 1456417452 ISBN-13: 9781456417451 Page Count: 194 Publication Date: December 9, 2010 Sample Chapters
Odin Zeus McGaffer is back, and more offensive than ever. The highly anticipated follow up to Does God Get Diarrhea? is finally here in all of its disgusting glory. Dive into McGaffer's twisted mind where nothing is sacred and no subject is taboo. Jesus Is Lard offers a slightly different view of religion with hysterical commentary, comedic perspectives, and outrageous artwork. Far from mainstream, this book is sure to offend just about everyone and force the religious to face the absurdities of their claims. It's a swift kick below the belt and a one-way ticket to Hell for those who rest eyes upon this blasphemous text. Warning: This book contains graphic content, foul language, and reason. All of which may be hazardous to your health. |
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